things i should be doing are not being done

things i should be doing are not being done

This is the first in a series for my Ken Burns homage entitled, "The Civil War As It Was Taught To Me In Middle School in Louisiana, But Not in High School In Florida".

It's because I want to go to a Civil War Reenactment, but the next open opportunity is forever away.

It's because Valentine's Day means love and war. Actually, that's bullshit. love kicks more ass than war, even when love really sucks hardcore.

It's because I don't feel like doing my academic assignment du jour right now. Or the laundry. Or even going outside. I will. I promise.

Okay, I'm doing it right now. Happy?

Look for Episode II: The Rebels Attack sometime after dinner.

Note: The Yankees get the NES gun because they're all industrial, moneygrubbing carpetbaggers. As taught in middle school in Louisiana.
qlaudiaq: 02/12/2005 2:48 PM
i agree with the taping thing. in fact, would you help me?

:)
carcrashprncess: 02/12/2005 6:45 PM
Taping? Yes? I would help you with anything. Especially saving the world. I think we would do well.
qlaudiaq: 02/12/2005 10:01 PM
oh my god! i've always wanted to save the world. you can ask anybody here --specially if you speak spanish. we can be saving-the-world-partners, that sounds very great.

In fact, lets include ILISU. She's already a powerpuff girl, so she has the experience.
ooo: 02/13/2005 12:17 AM
I'll bet Vader never ate grits.
carcrashprncess: 02/13/2005 8:28 AM
q = i don't speak spanish, but i will learn right now! and we should definitely include ilisu.

ooo = or chitlins. which proves that vader really was a pansy this whole time. yoda eats pickled pig's feet. hell, he lives in a bayou.
lady: 02/16/2005 10:28 AM
true about yoda, i bet. he lives in a bayou and mixes his english up all funny. might as well be cajun.
padls: 05/29/2005 8:55 AM
What's Pinocchio doing near Darth Vader?

- Pinocchio!
- Yes?
- I'm your father
- It can't be! I'm in wood you're plastic!
- You're adoptive father?
- Oh, give it up!
meltingdolls: 06/28/2005 9:39 AM
this is so fucking brilliant.
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